The Real Enemy Scrotum

Transformers OC RP

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Windchill is mated to Riot

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Active M!A: Accepting!

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vietalis

“Oh, no! No, you’re lovely.”

“For crying out loud.”

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It literally looks like a lightbulb with a weirdly shaped bucket on top. Maybe also a creepy night light because of your creepy eyes.

Sounds like a cheap costume.

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Guess that explains your bulbous head and your blood coloring your eyes pink from the pressure. 

My head has been called many things, but this is a first for ‘bulbous.’

Communication skills?

No no.

Communication Kills.

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Wow. You’ve really thought in depth about it. 

… not even sure I put that much thought into it.

You’re weird, Chilli.

In my defense, I have an exceptionally large brain.

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But why don’t you want to?

At this point, it’s mostly because you keeping trying to push me into it and I find this disrespectful. It sets a precedent that you can make me do what you want. You can’t. There is nothing to gain from me hitting you. Regardless of whether or not I smack you hard enough to cause injury, we both lose. You either take damage and I have to feel guilty about it, or you get away with a love tap and the delusion that you can handle me while I continue to endure this behaviour, until my patience runs out and I beat your ass anyway. I want no part in any of that, so stop bothering me about it.

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Figured you’d like to. I could slap you again.

I don’t want to, which is the end of the discussion so far as I’m concerned.

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You’re just scared. You’re a coward. Slap me, Chilli! 

No. Why should I?

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Oh, I suppose it could hurt you, but only if you hit my head. So go ahead and give it a try chili go ahead and slap me.

No, I don’t want to.